Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Common Stinkhorn (Phallus impudicus)

There just aren't any pretty pictures of male genitals on the internet. (I looked on Google Images but didn't click on any thumbnails because I didn''t want to get caught in a 'Pornado'.)

You asked when I first noticed that Sweden looks like a scrotum. I can't remember when it occurred to me, but I'm sure that it happened after I became a nurse. It looks like an old man's scrotum. Specifically, the whole of Scandinavia looks like elderly male genitalia.

That's the way of the world, I suppose. In this profession, you see more genitals than you can shake a stick at, so after a while they just seem to 'pop' out at you. But that doesn't explain why England and Scotland look like a witch riding a pig.

Phallus impudicus. What a perfect name.

- Maggie

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